I’m in love. She’s cool, she’s brown and she’s new in town.

Let me be the first to say I will gladly offer myself to a corporate conglomerate for money. So if they need a spokes model, they should drop me a line. I'm just out of shape enough to care about calories, but too self serving to suffer through the taste of Diet Coke. I think I'm their target audience. What a genius concept. I'm honestly surprised both New Coke and Lemon or Lime Coke made it off the assembly line first.