This is one of the few times in my life I feel compelled to write a fan letter. I’m sure Owen Wilson would never see the letter, but I’d feel better writing it. He just always seemed to me like a very down to earth person. You have to respect anyone who can maintain a strong bond with his brother in a city like Hollywood. Something just tells me he is a good and decent guy. I could be completely wrong.

It just seems like Owen Wilson has a good heart and I can honestly say he is one of the few people in Hollywood I would honestly be saddened to see pass. He co-wrote two of my favorite films and he has the ability to carry a few duds with his charisma. Sadly he may be less like the oblivious Dupree and more like the deeply troubled Eli Cash. With any luck he’ll pull out of this.

So Owen, I know writing you is completely pointless and I know if you really did try and take your own life you’re in the grip of a deep depression. Just know there are probably millions of faceless fans out here that think the world is a better place because you are in it. I hope you get back on your feet soon and get back to blowing 7 different kinds of smoke.

Best wishes,
Mr. Littlejeans