Jeremy Piven is one of those weird Hollywood enigmas. I saw him crying the other night at the Emmys when he gave a quick tribute to his dead father. Otherwise though, it seems like playing a cocky jerk off comes all too naturally to the guy. Lately, I’ve seen bits and pieces of his Discovery special on India. That paints him as a warm and spiritual person.

So which Jeremy Piven is the real one? He’s either played very bland every man type characters, cocky jerks, or somewhere in between. I sort of miss the fatter and balder Piven who wasn’t staring out at me from every GAP print ad and Chevy commercial. I guess a little hair restoration and a personal trainer can turn anyone’s career around.