See, as predicted, Earth Day seems to be a bust. Surely someone is planning something. I heard Bush was cycling through wine country. Who the hell am I to talk? The closest thing I did to celebrate was put some patchouli on my scalp this morning and listen to Phish on my way to work. Yeah, I know, I’m such a hippie. Neither benefited the environment. While I can use the excuse I’m at work all day, surely I could come up with some way to celebrate.