Do spammers have spell check?

I got a message today offering to check my "3 Inch Credit Report." Ok, who's been talking? Look, my credit report is Irish, what can you do?

Upon further reading (granted this is the first spam I have read in such detail ever) I realized the mistake. {Note to self, first use of English major in damn near 4 years.}

By the way I don't know what a "{" is either. Anyway, my point was that upon further investigation, they were selling me a ""3-In-1 Credit Report." What an odd mistake.

Besides, we all know it isn't the size of your credit report, it is the FICA score.