Happy VD. I will say the holiday is a lot better when you are not single. I remember many valentines’ days getting depressed about being alone. Well cheer up little soldiers. Like so many holidays, it is so ripe with expectation, that there’s no way reality will ever live up to it. So instead of feeling bad about being alone, look at this as an opportunity to save money. Seriously, take the funds you’d otherwise use on your valentines, gather up some single friends and get hammered.


Just like when you quit smoking and everywhere you look you see people smoking, it seems like VD is the day were everyone else seems to be in a relationship. The truth is it isn’t the truth. Not everyone is. Last year I was single and all my friends were part of a couple or so it felt. Here we are a year later and that has all changed. So for those who are spending this day without a significant other, just remember that by this time next year, you could be in a totally different place.


Now, here’s God’s VD gift to you. It looks like that no talent ass clown Scott Stapp is in trouble again.