What is with these guys? Another outspoken conservative turns out to be…GAY! Surprise. Surprise.

I suppose everyone is subject to a little self loathing, but most of us limit ourselves to eating a little too much, smoking, drinking and at most cutting ourselves from time to time. It takes a real sad SOB to hate being gay so much that he becomes an outspoken anti gay marriage conservative. A consultant to Bush’s conservative think tank.

Anyone is subject to being proved a hypocrite, but the real victims here are his wife and kids. Why would you get married and have 5 kids if you know you like guys? Not to mention he is probably exposing his family to disease since I’m guessing form his other irresponsible behavior he probably isn’t practicing safe sex with a prostitute.

Look Reverend Smiley Gums, I don’t care if you’re gay. Hell, I appreciate the irony. I just think you should have committed yourself to a flat in the Castro district and a Miata long before you destroyed your family and dedicated your life to making other homosexuals miserable. I can only hope you don’t check into rehab for a drinking problem and reemerge as a recovering homosexual. That isn’t the sort of thing you can rehabilitate. Nor should you.