Friday, October 20, 2006

Ah the Y chromosome is diminishing.


I find that funny since the world still seems to be
plenty full of cutthroats, date rapists, republicans,
genocide and war. Those are the calling cards of men.

Women are not innocent creatures who never do harm to
others, but there seems to be something they are
gifted with that men lack. Maybe it is the ability to
carry life within them or perhaps a motherly instinct
built in for raising and bearing children. Personally
I’d never had much use for my gender. Yes I have guy
friends but I don’t hang with the chest thumping alpha
males. I find their ilk annoying. While I’ve had a
verbal throw down (and even a couple of physical ones)
with other Y carriers, I’d say in general we’re mostly
a$$holes. I know, I know, I should work for Lifetime
TV.

Here is the rub to the “Y chromosome problem.” There
is little real motivation to change. Ladies don’t
think you got away from the reptilian brain. Ask
yourself if you just wanted sex without regard to baby
raising and domestication which type of guy would you
choose? The nice guy? Science says differently.


I’m not presenting this as some whinny nice guy who
always finishes last. Lord knows I’m just as prone to
being a jerk as any other male. So maybe my own deep
seeded self loathing makes me ponder the issue. It
just seems like as a gender we’re always thumping our
chests in some way. I’m honestly sort of annoyed by
it. I can spend an entire day under the proverbial
radar at work just quietly doing my job. It seems
though that I am the exception. From talking loudly to
slamming doors my gender is obnoxious. So when you do
finally take over ladies keep me on the sort list of
guys you keep around to open jars and fertilize eggs.
I promise I’ll put the seat down.

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