I’ve got 99 problems, but my blog ain't one.


I’ve been on hiatus. I wish I could say I went swashbuckling through the Caribbean on my schooner, but I’ve just been home playing Star Wars video games and reading the last three Harry Potter books. I know, I know. I never claimed to be cool.

So all is well here as I spend my down time reflecting on everything. You’d think having time off would lead to some high level of enlightenment. All this free time would be ample opportunity to start a novel, become a better musician or perhaps hunt for my next career. Instead, I’m getting the bare minimum of hygiene and lounging around doing squat and I love it. Last time I had this kind of free time, I was unemployed. Knowing I have a job to come back to makes being a lazy slob more enjoyable.


I woke up at 12:30. That is completely out of character. The highlight of yesterday was trying a new Thai restaurant. Seriously, this unemployment rocks. The trick is finding unemployment with income.