I wish the “Ate My Balls” web pages would come back long enough for a “Baby Suri Ate My Balls” page.


So am I the only person who thinks Dane Cook is over rated? I know my most regular reader will object to that one. Don’t sweat it dude, Dane Cook doesn’t give a crap what I think.


Speaking of over-rated. Adulthood. Way over rated.


I was wondering today if that is why the religious right is catching on so much. We do live in a soul-less world of instant gratification. So maybe we need meaning in our lives now more than ever. Just a thought. A huge empty vacuum of nothingness is too much to grasp. Thinking about it now makes me want to huff paint. 35 more years and I can sit all day on my microchip integrated rump and download “Golden Girls” reruns directly to my cerebral cortex while I sip a 40 of Sustacal.