So I was watching the Today Show this morning and the Olsen Twins were on. They started out the interview answering in unison. That always creeps me out.

As the interview went on one of the twins basically took over even going so far as to answer questions directed at the other twin. It got me questioning astrology.As far and natal and nautical and neurological charts go aren’t people born on the same day suppose to be pretty similar? Explain then how twins can have very different personalities?

More importantly how can I share a birthday with so many people who irritate me?

Case in point Tammy Baker. She has to know she wears more make up than a traveling Kabuki theatre troop.

Willard Scott goes overboard flirting with folks in their triple digits. Dude no one looks lovely at 100.

Michael Eisner seems like a heartless tool and anyone who can run Disney probably doesn’t have a soul.

That redheaded chick from “That 70’s Show” always sounds like she has a sinus infection. Blow your nose already!

Peter Sarsgaard is an awesome actor but something about that smirk he gives makes me feel like I could never trust him to baby-sit.

Rachel Weisz needs to wax the brows.

Wanda Sykes is funny as hell and Peter Wolf did give the world “Centerfold” so maybe we aren’t all bad. Although I still say they ripped off the Smurfs theme on that song.

I’m just saying it is a pretty eclectic blend. I’ll never know first hand since my twin didn’t make it and all I have to show is a lump on my scalp.