I propose Pfizer or some other drug company gets to work on a motivation pill ASAP. I have wasted today. I’m at work and it is quiet and I could have gotten lots of stuff done so I could enjoy my days off. Instead, I’ve been messing around on the web. The motivation pill would change everything. Honestly, isn’t it the one thing holding us all back? I’m fat. Here, pop a couple of these and you’ll get motivated to make a salad instead of hitting McDonalds. I’m lonely. Pop a few pills and get motivated to go out and meet people. I hate my life…get motivated. I think the overlying ennui that my generation wears like a bad aftershave will always hold us back. I guess the “greatest generation” title skips more than one generation. Our kids will have to make the world a better place, because clearly we’re lacking in that department. That is until the new “pill” comes out and causes a bigger revolution than the last one. Instead of a sexual revolution, we’ll have a productivity one. Then we can all be fit with PhDs and color coded sock drawers. That’s my dream.