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Well I must say it is about as wintery as Florida gets. Yesterday and today would make a King county resident feel right at home. The clouds hung low and engorged with rain all day and the sun our state is so famous for made a brief cameo before scurrying off to bed. So once again, I ask myself “can I do Seattle?” I don’t mean “do” in the sexual sense. In fact, between the vibrant gay population and the women that resemble lumberjacks, I would dare say the Pacific Northwest is the last place to look for some good old heterosexual fornication.
Alas, I digress, because Lord loves a working man and a pious one at that. So if I can not get any action in the state that contributes the most coeds to the “Girls Gone Wild” series, then it is highly doubtful a move would up the statistics. Perhaps that is a draw to my web blog. Women probably enjoy reading about some guy who isn’t oversexed and obsessed with football. Of course, I have threatened to work on both.
The funny thing is I have made two new years resolutions and I can not share either with you. Sorry, they are highly personal. Sleep well though, because they involve no one but me. Of course, if I broke either, I doubt you would want to be within a few feet of me (or in the same room for that matter). Still, I digress.
Ok, now I forgot what I was writing. Perhaps SAD has kicked in. I guess that is better than NADs. What about NADs on nads. That is just painful. I need to get out more. No, I NEED to get back to work. In roughly 5 months my masters will be in the bag. Hopefully at that time I will have also finished my 5K. I’ve done one before, but last time the elderly and the crippled were outpacing me. Nothing like a guy in crutches running faster than you.
Well I must say it is about as wintery as Florida gets. Yesterday and today would make a King county resident feel right at home. The clouds hung low and engorged with rain all day and the sun our state is so famous for made a brief cameo before scurrying off to bed. So once again, I ask myself “can I do Seattle?” I don’t mean “do” in the sexual sense. In fact, between the vibrant gay population and the women that resemble lumberjacks, I would dare say the Pacific Northwest is the last place to look for some good old heterosexual fornication.
Alas, I digress, because Lord loves a working man and a pious one at that. So if I can not get any action in the state that contributes the most coeds to the “Girls Gone Wild” series, then it is highly doubtful a move would up the statistics. Perhaps that is a draw to my web blog. Women probably enjoy reading about some guy who isn’t oversexed and obsessed with football. Of course, I have threatened to work on both.
The funny thing is I have made two new years resolutions and I can not share either with you. Sorry, they are highly personal. Sleep well though, because they involve no one but me. Of course, if I broke either, I doubt you would want to be within a few feet of me (or in the same room for that matter). Still, I digress.
Ok, now I forgot what I was writing. Perhaps SAD has kicked in. I guess that is better than NADs. What about NADs on nads. That is just painful. I need to get out more. No, I NEED to get back to work. In roughly 5 months my masters will be in the bag. Hopefully at that time I will have also finished my 5K. I’ve done one before, but last time the elderly and the crippled were outpacing me. Nothing like a guy in crutches running faster than you.
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