Am I the only one who has noticed Bush’s lackluster response to the victims of Katrina? In all likelihood, he doesn’t give a crap about the people of New Orleans. Why should he? It is probably the one area of the south that is overwhelmingly democratic. Not to mention, um, how should I put this… Pigmentationally gifted.

That’s what I loved about Clinton. I don’t think the man is a saint, but if he were still running things, he’d be waste deep on Bourbon Street kissing brown babies. Gore would have probably built a photonic laser ozone modification device that would have patched the holes in the ozone that caused the polar ice caps to melt, which caused the water temperature to rise, which gave a seal who was swimming off the African coast a wicked nasty cold, which caused him to sneeze, which created a gust of wind that made a fly’s wings flap, which was the catalyst for hurricane Katrina. Kerry would be on his swift boat pulling people out of the water, just like he did in Vietnam. No matter what the right wing politicians tell you, that was a fact.

So America, is this the county you want to live in? Our National Guard, which is supposed to help in times like this, is scattered all over the Middle East doing Bush’s dirty work. Funding for emergency programs has been cut across the board. Gas prices are going to go up to over 3 dollars a gallon. It is almost like this crap is well coordinated, because the Bush administration stands to make quite a bit of money off their Saudi ties and oil investments once the SUV driving and Bush supporting populous becomes accustomed to paying $3.50 a gallon. As a wise man once said, you reap what you sow. Somehow, they’ll find a way to blame Clinton for this.