There are two things in the world that drive me nuts. The first is people that do not flush the toilet. It is just disgusting. In my younger days, I cleaned a ladies’ room or two and I know this isn’t just a male thing. I have, however, noticed it is always some cucumber sized dump that is floating in the unflushed toilet. Great, I’m glad you found something in life to be proud of. The rest of us don’t want to see it. So, take a mental picture or whip out your camera phone, I don’t care. All I ask is when you are done admiring it, please flush the damn toilet.
Issue two…rock trucks. I use to think this was a Florida occurrence. You know the rock trucks with the tape barely on the top and dropping rocks all over the place. You’ll probably best recognize it by the fact I’m stuck behind it. Blame it on bad karma or some past life misdeed, but I’m behind this thing almost daily. I’ve seen these things in at least a handful of states, so I’m wondering why there isn’t some legislation. Call it the “Bungee Bill,” how hard is it to tie down your tarp or at least not overload your rock load so that they're doing the one thing gravity calls upon them to do…fall. Duh! You have a large pile of loose rocks stacked over the top of your truck and the only thing between them and someone else’s windshield is a tarp flapping in the breeze. It isn’t rocket science people.
Issue two…rock trucks. I use to think this was a Florida occurrence. You know the rock trucks with the tape barely on the top and dropping rocks all over the place. You’ll probably best recognize it by the fact I’m stuck behind it. Blame it on bad karma or some past life misdeed, but I’m behind this thing almost daily. I’ve seen these things in at least a handful of states, so I’m wondering why there isn’t some legislation. Call it the “Bungee Bill,” how hard is it to tie down your tarp or at least not overload your rock load so that they're doing the one thing gravity calls upon them to do…fall. Duh! You have a large pile of loose rocks stacked over the top of your truck and the only thing between them and someone else’s windshield is a tarp flapping in the breeze. It isn’t rocket science people.
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There's a lot of bad karma in Florida.
Bad karma won an election there five years ago.
And the cucumber is still in the White House.
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