I’ve been surfing myspace lately and I have noticed that the vast majority of people on there are incredibly boring. I don’t claim to be the most exciting ride in the park myself, but geebus some people try too hard. I’ll never be accused of that. Here are just a few things that people think are original.


Using “I aint no hollaback girl” as their headline or ID or worse yet, some quote form Napoleon Dynamite.

Taking a camera phone picture of yourself in the mirror.

Stating their photo is awful or not good. If it is bad, why did you put it up?

Snooty women that make a pre-emptive strike on getting emails from strangers. I’ve gotten some screwed up emails during my tenure on the site. Just delete them already. The world is full of weirdos, creeps and jerks. Tip: photos showing your “girls” as well as underwear and crotch shots tend to attract more weirdos than investment bankers.

The best part about myspace is that it really sucks you in. Despite how ridiculous so many profiles are and how full of themselves many of the people are, it really is people watching for the 21st century. Other people are fascinating, even if only to mock their bad taste or mediocrity.

That site is bananas…..b-a-n-a-n-a-s