Hey, I have UK representation now. That warms my heart honestly. I am a Hodge podge of regional DNA, but I look overwhelmingly Welsh, or so I’m told. I must have acquired the crap genes. I didn’t get the Scottish height or the Irish tolerance for alcohol. I can hold my own in a fight though. I also know mixing all these nationalities together pisses some people off. I nearly went to blows a few weeks back when I told an Irish man that I could translate for him since my step-father is British. The Irish eyes were definitely not smiling that day. He kept saying “dear” and all the Yankees stared at him and wondered if he was dictating a letter. Speaking of Yankees, folks in Boston are none too fond of being called Yankees. Baseball nuts. You’re Yankees to those of us who live in the south and the good people of Europe. Deal!
I don’t know what the point of this blog was. Just checking in I guess. Speaking of Europe, I’ve been seeing the ad for “Monster Ballads” on TV lately and the run that old song by the band Europe in the ad. It’s the only song I know titled “Carrie” and it makes me happy to hear it. I don’t know if I could hang with the hair bands lately since I’ve been listening to a LOT of Cat Stevens. I know, feel free to poke fun. Even though there is a 42.8% chance my good mother might actually read this, I will share my suspicion that I was conceived to a Cat Stevens album. The timing is just right.
I’m being followed by a moon shadow!
Wait, its Homeland Security.
I don’t know what the point of this blog was. Just checking in I guess. Speaking of Europe, I’ve been seeing the ad for “Monster Ballads” on TV lately and the run that old song by the band Europe in the ad. It’s the only song I know titled “Carrie” and it makes me happy to hear it. I don’t know if I could hang with the hair bands lately since I’ve been listening to a LOT of Cat Stevens. I know, feel free to poke fun. Even though there is a 42.8% chance my good mother might actually read this, I will share my suspicion that I was conceived to a Cat Stevens album. The timing is just right.
I’m being followed by a moon shadow!
Wait, its Homeland Security.
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