As I sit here in a very wrinkled “wrinkle-free” shirt, it occurred to me that I have zero clue how to iron. I have tried it time and again and it is a skill I lack. Even the neatest guys I know can not master this craft. Maybe gay men have it, or just have the common sense to get their shirts professionally done. I suppose women just keep us around to open jars. There are just some subtle differences between the genders.