Sometimes, you just have to do something out of character. Moving to a city where you know no one. Getting the nerve to ask a girl out. Drinking a lot of beers and watching a football game. Every once in a while you have to branch out. So, with this spirit in mind, I'm going to invest in a great big ball sack for my car. If you don't live in a fly over state, you'll just have to trust me these things do exist and people do actually put them on their vehicle.