I’ve noticed a rash of “cool new people” on myspace that have a theme. There seem to be a lot of women in “Rainbow Brite” costumes. It is quite disturbing.


So I’ve decided to create a new cash cow. The south loves Larry the Cable Guy. So for the rest of the country I have created Shlomo the Gas Guy. Shlomo because Judaism is mostly for the North and out west. Gas because we have electricity in the South but the rest of the country seems to use natural gas. I’ll have to give him a catch phrase like “Oy-Me-Vey” or something comparable. Any suggestions?