I want to wearironic tee shirts and cool jeans everyday. I want to chain smoke and complain about “the man.” I want to reference bands and indie films you’ve never heard of and fill my days with get rich quick schemes and writing sci-fi novels about Martian hookers. I never again want to feel the soul crushing reality of waking up on a Wednesday and knowing I’m smack in the middle of a work week. I want to drink non diet soda and never see a gym again.