Wow, I’m totally freaking out. Why you ask? I woke up with a black tongue. You can not make this stuff up. I brushed and brushed this morning and…the tongue is still black. What the hell? So I did an internet search and found out there are a lot of porn sites with the words “black” and “tongue” on them. As far as medical information, it was non existent. I put a call in to the doctor and hope to hear back soon. It is just weird and just my luck I would get this. All I can say is if its cancer, I’m going back to smoking.