OK, so I hate to dwell on something that happened over a decade ago, but it has so traumatized one woman that she still sings about it today. Recently, I read that Alanis Morisette finally revealed the tormenting muse of her music. It’s none other than Uncle Jesse from “Full House”. I doubt I’m breaking any news here.

So, I asked myself what a sexy beast like Alanis would want with a mullet-sporting moron like Davey G. My first stop was his website. Unfortunately, it seems to be down. My guess is its due form the rash of nasty email he’s getting. I thought it was weird, so I cruised on over to www.imdb.com and looked the two of them up. Turns out Alanis was born in 1974 and Uncle Joey was born in 1959! Their affair took place somewhere around 1989. As a wise woman once said, YOU DO THE MATH.

So, I cannot help but feel incredibly sorry for Alanis (theatre antics and all) because for all practical purposes and in every state I know, this was molestation. Willing or not, Alanis was the target of a pedophile. To this day, I can’t help but wonder if this is the reason why the poor girl can’t have a steady and normal relationship. No wonder she’s so darn angry! This does shed a little light on what’s wrong with the Olsen Twins I guess.